WIN A COUNCIL HOUSEGood morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.
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5 comments:
Thsi ever growing problem will only increase as parts of the world become more uninhabitable.
Look at how Islamic Somalia is at the point of total crisis with it's population starving.
How much alms is going from Luton to Somalia to relieve their fellows?
Virtually none.
But plenty go's to the jihad in other countries.
Britain has lost its empire and now many of those places are now no-go zones, just as no-go zones are poping up all over Britain itself.
I read on a thread below where a commenter was asking the host here if he would still keep his faith in God if Europe and Britain fell to Muslim influence. To this I will say that the consequences of the actions of nations as a whole are as open to God's judgement just as they are to individuals.
Levitucus 3 If you walk in my precepts, and keep my commandments, and do them, I will give you rain in due seasons. 4 And the ground shall bring forth its increase: and the trees shall be filled with fruit. 5 The threshing of your harvest shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and you shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land without fear. 6 I will give peace in your coasts: you shall sleep, and there shall be none to make you afraid. I will take away evil beasts: and the sword shall not pass through your quarters. 7 You shall pursue your enemies: and they shall fall before you. 8 Five of yours shall pursue a hundred others: and a hundred of you ten thousand. Your enemies shall fall before you by the sword. 9 I will look on you, and make you increase: you shall be multiplied, and I will establish my covenant with you. 10 You shall eat the oldest of the old store: and, new coming on, you shall cast away the old. 11 I will set my tabernacle in the midst of you: and my soul shall not cast you off. 12 I will walk among you, and will be your God: and you shall be my people.
Leviticus 14 But if you will not hear me, nor do all my commandments: 15 If you despise my laws, and contemn my judgments so as not to do those things which are appointed by me, and to make void my covenant: 16 I also will do these things to you. I will quickly visit you with poverty, and burning heat, which shall waste your eyes, and consume your lives. You shall sow your seed in vain, which shall be devoured by your enemies. 17 I will set my face against you, and you shall fall down before your enemies: and shall be made subject to them that hate you. You shall flee when no man pursueth you. 18 But if you will not yet for all this obey me: I will chastise you seven times more for your sins. 19 And I will break the pride of your stubbornness: and I will make to you the heaven above as iron, and the earth as brass.
God IS a God of judgement. And that is a very good thing, only if you are on the right side of His will.
But just as God may appoint terror over a nation that has fallen away from His Laws, Statutes and Commandments, He will take care of His people within those fallen nations:
Pslam 91 (E.S.V.)
1 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty.
2 I will say [1] to the Lord, “My refuge and my fortress,
my God, in whom I trust.”
3 For he will deliver you from the snare of the fowler and from the deadly pestilence.
4 He will cover you with his pinions, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness is a shield and buckler.
5 You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, 6 nor the pestilence that stalks in darkness, nor the destruction that wastes at noonday.
7 A thousand may fall at your side,
ten thousand at your right hand,
but it will not come near you.
8 You will only look with your eyes
and see the recompense of the wicked.
9 Because you have made the Lord your dwelling place— the Most High, who is my refuge [2]—
10 no evil shall be allowed to befall you, no plague come near your tent.
11 For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.
12 On their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone.
13 You will tread on the lion and the adder; the young lion and the serpent you will trample underfoot.
14 “Because he holds fast to me in love, I will deliver him; I will protect him, because he knows my name. 15 When he calls to me, I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble; I will rescue him and honor him.
16 With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”
Finally, when the government of your country has become so politically defeated and morally blind and resorts to persecuting those who would attempt to warn them of the gathering dangers to thier nation, through prayer, fasting and proclaiming God's will, in your service to the people of Britain, know with complete confidence and steadiness, that your true ETERNAL home is with the Lord's in His Great and Ever Lasting Kingdom in Heaven.
God Bless Lion Heart! God Bless Britain!
Thanks rg, I like to read these quotations because I probably wouldn't otherwise.
It is amazing how much reverberation these ancient words have in modern times.
UK government is not blind....it doesnt listen because it is VERY wrapped up in Islamic Finance.
Islamic money managers own many government buildings...they were "Sold" to them under Sharia Bond...and we (uk) "lease" the buildings back from them paying rent to Islam. Brown needed to get millions from somewhere and this is what he has done. He wont fight ISLAM ONLY because he cannot afford to upset the Islamic Arab businesmen. Islam ACTUALLY OWNS GOVERNMENT LAND AND BUILDINGS....lots of it. We are sold out by Nu Labour. God keep us all safe. (just google "islamic bonds")
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