1 Corinthians 3:7-9 So then neither he who plants is anything, nor he who waters, but God who gives the increase. Now he who plants and he who waters are one, and each one will receive his own reward according to his own labor. For we are God’s fellow workers; you are God’s field, you are God’s building.
4 July 2008
The politically correct Scottish police add
Thank you anonymous
The redesigned Moslem friendly police add, but beware we know what Moslems like doing with goats.
I'm surprised they didn't put a darling black kitten instead, as Mohammed is supposed to have liked cats.
Well, the apocryphal story goes that he had a black fluffy cat (Persian type) as a food taster (those pesky Jewish women who he raped after beheading their menfolk, were suspected of trying nonstop to do him in with belladonna supplements).
M grew to really love that cat - and as a cat lover I can very well understand why.
One bright desert morning, he woke up to find pussy sleeping soundly on the sleeve of his nightgown. Not wanting to disturb it, he took a sharp knife and cut off his sleeve leaving moggy to go on sleeping till breakfast time - when, of course, moggy was duly woken up to taste Mohammed's eggs and sheep bacon before being allowed to go back to sleep again -at least till lunchtime, then teatime and finally suppertime.
So a kitten would not have offended the sensitivities of dog-hating Moslem - unless, of course, these Moslems have never heard or read this snippet on Mohammed's daily cordon bleue routine.
i'm surprised they didnt go with a piglet - they were probably more concerned about offending police officers than a few million british muslims.
ReplyDeleteAt least you've got the hang of irony.
ReplyDeleteMines a goat. But I'm a tight ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they didn't put a darling black kitten instead, as Mohammed is supposed to have liked cats.
ReplyDeleteWell, the apocryphal story goes that he had a black fluffy cat (Persian type) as a food taster (those pesky Jewish women who he raped after beheading their menfolk, were suspected of trying nonstop to do him in with belladonna supplements).
M grew to really love that cat - and as a cat lover I can very well understand why.
One bright desert morning, he woke up to find pussy sleeping soundly on the sleeve of his nightgown. Not wanting to disturb it, he took a sharp knife and cut off his sleeve leaving moggy to go on sleeping till breakfast time -
when, of course, moggy was duly woken up to taste Mohammed's eggs and sheep bacon before being allowed to go back to sleep again -at least till lunchtime, then teatime and finally suppertime.
So a kitten would not have offended the sensitivities of dog-hating Moslem - unless, of course, these Moslems have never heard or read this snippet on Mohammed's daily cordon bleue routine.
Anonymious Lady
Tayside police making an ass of themselves!
ReplyDeleteMuhammad liked cats? That's a point in his favour...
Gospeller